How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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