What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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a man checks his mypsace

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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