A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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