- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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