Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Alchohol.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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