- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why can't jokes spit?

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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