Women's Rights

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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