There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Anti Joke

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