- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

penis. nuff said.

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