- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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