A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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