Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Yo Mama just died.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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