Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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