A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

you give like i give lomain

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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