- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

white or wheat? wheat please.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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