Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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