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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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