My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Anti Joke

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