How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

I have an idea! You leave.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...