- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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