- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

why did the blue berry cross the road

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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