Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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1+1=2

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Anti Joke

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