- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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