- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

call me maybe.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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