A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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