- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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