- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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