- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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