- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

whats up and also down? your mum

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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