- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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