Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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