a person who will soon die of beeties

that wall over there ->

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Women's Rights

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

eh

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...