- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

One, two, three, four and five

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

I wrote a funny joke.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

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