how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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