- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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