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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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