- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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