What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How you know when dislextic

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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