- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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