Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Eric is gay Ha

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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