- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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