- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

How about that airline food?

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Happy Monday!

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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