- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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