Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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j.p. is dumb

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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