- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Eric is gay Ha

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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