Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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civil rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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