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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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