When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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