- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

João Duarte reads this.

PENIS lol

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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