How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

i have yougurt mit traktor

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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