- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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