Actually it was me Josh brown

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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