- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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