How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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I? Everett

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