- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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