- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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