- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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