- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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