A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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