- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull my finger ouch..

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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