Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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