- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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