What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What would u like to drink?

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

This is an anti- joke

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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