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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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