- Anti Joke

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken