How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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andrew wagner

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What's up? Your time.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Anti Joke

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