Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Roses are red.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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