what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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rarw

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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