- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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