What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Dumbledore dies.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

One, two, three, four and five

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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