- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

i saw amango it splootered

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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