Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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sucks Syntax...

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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