What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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