A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Women outside of the kitchen.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

hers a joke... japanese people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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