why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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