A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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