- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

wenis

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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