- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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