Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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