- Anti Joke

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent