- Anti Joke

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what's white and sticky semen

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!