A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Tony Romo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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