What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Roses are red.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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