- Anti Joke

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

all these jokes are horrible now

Your mother is average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Barack Obama.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch