a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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