Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Eric is gay Ha

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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