- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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