- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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