- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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