Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Gustavo Andrade

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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