what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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