What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Robin, get in the car, please.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

sucks Syntax...

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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