wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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PENIS

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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