Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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noah is a scrub jungle

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the sky is green no it is not

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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