Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Neither have I

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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