- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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