- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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