Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

G:nock nock B:come in!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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