- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Okay.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Sir, your wife is dead

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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