Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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