Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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women's rights.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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ejaculation JLR

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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