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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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