knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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