Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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