- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

black people swimming

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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