Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

a chinese man pays the full price

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

I'm hungry.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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