A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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