Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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HOLY COW!

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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