A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

I like school Said no one ever.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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