Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Nobody cares maddie!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...