Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Anti Joke

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