How old is victor? Half past dead

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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