- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Knock Knock No solicitors

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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