- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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