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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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