Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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