- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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