Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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