- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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