- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

A man walked into a bar owch

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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