what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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