- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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