What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What's up? Your time.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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