- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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