why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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