oh hey.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

binladin walks into the american seals

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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