- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you mike bibby?

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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