Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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My spelling is horrible

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Do the roar!

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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