Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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