- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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