Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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