- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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