- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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