- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

ur mum

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Pickles

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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