A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Boner

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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