- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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