what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

a man checks his mypsace

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A van drives into a car.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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