"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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i just pooped that is all!

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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WNBA

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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How old are you? 7

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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