- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A fat guy!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Dumbledore dies.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

antonis sister is mighty fine

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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