- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Pickles are powerful

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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