- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

9/11 my birthday

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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