why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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