Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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