Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Cheese

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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hashtags suck balls

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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