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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.