Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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