- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

I C U P White stuff

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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