What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Kevin and Ramin

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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