- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Dumbledore dies.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

9/11 my birthday

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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