- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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