- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

hi charles lattuca III

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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