Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Equal rights!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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