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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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