- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

I named my son ps2 controller

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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