What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

VITAMIN C!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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