alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

SHUT UP JP

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Neither did she.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Women's Rights..

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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