what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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