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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Sixty... eight

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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